If you've seen the July issue of INSTORE, you might have noticed our feature on the three words that jewelers would tell their worst customers. Among the responses from our Brain Squad members: "Take a hike," "Fare thee well" and "Sorry, we're closed!"
Well, as it turns out, movie titles can also be very fitting for certain customers. Think of these the next time you're dealing with someone you wish would just go away. (We've helpfully arranged them by category.)
Overly Demanding Customers
The World Is Not Enough
Irritating Know-It-All Customers
The Man Who Knew Too Much
The Theory of Everything
Customers Who Simply Cannot Be Trusted
Body of Lies
Customers Who, for Various Reasons, You Have a Hard Time Communicating With
Crazy, Stupid, Love.
The Neverending Story
Bat-S**t Crazy Customers
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Specific Customers Mentioned By Name or Profession, Along With Their Most Off-Putting Characteristic/Habit
Saving Private Ryan
Cool Hand Luke
Customers Intimidated by Jewelry Stores and Terrified By You
The Running Man
Gone in 60 Seconds
Puss in Boots
Customers With Bad Breath or Digestive Issues
Here Comes the Boom
Customers So Profoundly Awful They Can Only Be Referred to By Pronouns
Who knew that movies could be so applicable to real life? (And lest you think we're dwelling on the negative, we also recently published a feature on the three words that jewelers would tell their best customers!)
This article is an online extra for INSTORE Online.
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