Fun

We had an older woman come in to buy a new wristwatch. She said she wanted one with
numbers on it, so I showed her a full-figure dial wristwatch and I said, “This is a quartz watch.” And
she said without hesitation. “Don’t they come in pints?” — Marc & Connie Wolenhaupt,
Wolenhaupt’s Jewelry, Centralia, IL

This story is from the February 2012 edition of INSTORE