It's a disaster ... because what else would it be?
Sure, Gene makes a donation. But is his heart in the right place?
Can you turn Grandma into a ring?
It's someone Gene really doesn't want to see.
Who's he actually trying to convince — the potential customer, or himself?
An old cupcake becomes a bone of contention.
Science isn't a strong point for this employee.
This tale probably should've gone untold.
This is no ordinary gem.
Gene finds himself knee-deep in jam.
Hiring a relative isn't always a bad idea. But it was this time.
They have plenty of advantages compared to diamonds, he says.
But it's hard not to see the downside.
Something tells us that's not a real Rolex, Gene.
His approach sounds truly ... unique.
His business habits are catching up with him.
What exactly does he mean by 'custom,' anyway?
Hey, everybody needs to have goals.
Why impose an outside definition of success?
The older, the better, says Gene.