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We know that most of your employees are great. But there’s always that one, isn’t there, who just doesn’t measure up? Here are some, uh, real things jewelry store owners might say about their worst employees in excerpts from performance reviews. Think of them as your sweet revenge for all those ?stupid boss? jokes.  

? ?Lacks luster. Needs polish. Not carrying his own weight. Must be cut …? 

? ?Every time I ask this employee for a lab report, he answers, ?Why? Do I look sick? …? 

? ?Perfect for a store that triple-keystones since he works only one hour out of every three …?  

? ?Unable to sell without offering massive discounts. Only mark-up she gets is her thumbprints on the merchandise …?  

? ?Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap …? 

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? ?If you see two people talking and one is bored, he’s the other one …? 

? ?When asked what the four C’s were, the employee replied that they were his best-ever report card in high school …? 

? ?Overzealous. Persuaded customer to bite baroque pearls to prove their authenticity. We’re still paying the hospital bills …? 

? ?This employee should go far and the sooner he starts, the better …? 

? ?This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot …? 

? ?Calls himself a gemologist, but couldn’t find the crack in his butt with a Raman spectroscope …? 

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? ?Tired of her excessive incentive demands. No longer willing to play carat-and-stick game …? 

? ?Operating with a full six-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it together …?

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The store was a landmark in Topeka, Kansas, but after 80 years in business, it was time for Briman’s Leading Jewelers to close up shop. Third generation jeweler and owner Rob Briman says the decision wasn’t easy, but the sale that followed was — all thanks to Wilkerson. Briman had decided a year prior to the summer 2020 sale that he wanted to retire. With a pandemic in full force, he had plenty of questions and concerns. “We had no real way to know if we were going to be successful or have a failure on our hands,” says Briman. “We didn’t know what to expect.” But with Wilkerson in charge, the experience was “fantastic” and now there’s plenty of time for relaxing and enjoying a more secure retirement. “I would recommend Wilkerson to any retailer considering a going-out-of-business sale,” says Briman. “They’ll help you reach your financial goal. Our experience was a tremendous success.”

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Do Your Worst

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We know that most of your employees are great. But there’s always that one, isn’t there, who just doesn’t measure up? Here are some, uh, real things jewelry store owners might say about their worst employees in excerpts from performance reviews. Think of them as your sweet revenge for all those ?stupid boss? jokes.  

? ?Lacks luster. Needs polish. Not carrying his own weight. Must be cut …? 

? ?Every time I ask this employee for a lab report, he answers, ?Why? Do I look sick? …? 

? ?Perfect for a store that triple-keystones since he works only one hour out of every three …?  

? ?Unable to sell without offering massive discounts. Only mark-up she gets is her thumbprints on the merchandise …?  

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? ?Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap …? 

? ?If you see two people talking and one is bored, he’s the other one …? 

? ?When asked what the four C’s were, the employee replied that they were his best-ever report card in high school …? 

? ?Overzealous. Persuaded customer to bite baroque pearls to prove their authenticity. We’re still paying the hospital bills …? 

? ?This employee should go far and the sooner he starts, the better …? 

? ?This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot …? 

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? ?Calls himself a gemologist, but couldn’t find the crack in his butt with a Raman spectroscope …? 

? ?Tired of her excessive incentive demands. No longer willing to play carat-and-stick game …? 

? ?Operating with a full six-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it together …?

Continue Reading
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SPONSORED VIDEO

Wilkerson Testimonials

Retirement Made Easy with Wilkerson

The store was a landmark in Topeka, Kansas, but after 80 years in business, it was time for Briman’s Leading Jewelers to close up shop. Third generation jeweler and owner Rob Briman says the decision wasn’t easy, but the sale that followed was — all thanks to Wilkerson. Briman had decided a year prior to the summer 2020 sale that he wanted to retire. With a pandemic in full force, he had plenty of questions and concerns. “We had no real way to know if we were going to be successful or have a failure on our hands,” says Briman. “We didn’t know what to expect.” But with Wilkerson in charge, the experience was “fantastic” and now there’s plenty of time for relaxing and enjoying a more secure retirement. “I would recommend Wilkerson to any retailer considering a going-out-of-business sale,” says Briman. “They’ll help you reach your financial goal. Our experience was a tremendous success.”

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