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Who says you can't hard-sell on Mother's Day? You can't twist arms any more effectively than this.
Video surveillance signs are about the least friendly thing imaginable. Except this one.
This Domino's Pizza franchisee certainly knows how to get people's attention.
Behold, what simply must be the best smoking-area sign ever.
Nobody wants a sea of butts on the ground around their ornamental fish pond. This retailer's sign makes the point without nagging.
This bathroom sign is so dark, and yet so funny. Truly selfie-worthy.
Don't you think all stripmall signs should have such personality? Or any kind of personality at all. We'll miss you, "The Sign!"
This warning against letting children run wild in your business probably rings familiar. (But still should get a smile.)
And here's a far fresher (and funnier) spin on the "unattended children" warning.
And one more.
A perfect sidewalk sign ... replace "Nice drinks" with "Gorgeous jewelry".
And here's another sidewalk sign variation that could stop passersby in their tracks.
Hate when people talk on the phone while at your register? Try a variation of this sign.
Here's the perfect Lionel Richie meme to place next to your current hot seller.
For some jewelers, sweaty cash is right up there with "wrist cheese" as an occupational hazard.
The Hardest Mother’s Day Sell Ever … and 14 More Extremely Funny Retailer Signs

The Hardest Mother’s Day Sell Ever … and 14 More Extremely Funny Retailer Signs

Who says you can't hard-sell on Mother's Day? You can't twist arms any more effectively than this.