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Humor: The Jeweler Asked Her to Lift Up Her Shirt, But Not That High

It took him three tries to get the job done after that.

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Humor: The Jeweler Asked Her to Lift Up Her Shirt, But Not <em>That</em> High
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A Stripper Wanted a belly chain soldered in place with no clasp. My husband walked her back to the shop, wrapped her in an asbestos cloth, and asked her to raise her top up so he didn’t start it on fire. She lifted it all the way up! He was stunned and asked her to please tuck the shirt under her breasts. By now, he was shaking. Twice he tried and failed. With resolve, he dove in and got the job done. I was out front, and she waved goodbye as she walked out the front door. I started to stop her for payment, but my blushing husband came out and said, “No, it’s okay!” and waved her out the door. True Tales were contributed anonymously to the INSTORE Big Survey.

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