These poems were written by ChatGPT based on tip content from “World’s Greatest Jewelry Bulletin”.
Jeweler’s Wisdom in Haiku
Guessing is risky,
Siblings may shop for a ring—
Best to stay neutral.
Politics, beliefs,
Leave them outside of the store,
Keep the vibe peaceful.
Praise what they’re wearing,
A kind word lifts up the mood,
Taste deserves honor.
Listen, then repeat,
Echo their words with intent,
Show you understand.
Let them do the talk,
Silence brings insight and trust,
Sales bloom when you wait.
“What,” “how,” and “why” shine,
Open doors with thoughtful asks,
Stories will unfold.
Notes keep thoughts alive,
Tablet or notebook in hand,
Details shape the sale.
Price talk can restrain,
Let them dream beyond the lines,
Joy has no budget.
The Jeweler’s Guide to Thoughtful Sales in Iambic Pentameter
Assumptions lead to many awkward gaffes,
That “lovely pair” might just be sibs, not halves.
Keep strong opinions far from what you sell,
No need for strife—keep balance, serve them well.
A kind remark on jewelry or their style,
Will lift their mood and make them stay a while.
Ask, listen well, then echo what they say,
Their words reveal the path to guide your way.
Let them speak more—your wisdom has its place,
But silence gives their wishes breathing space.
“What,” “how,” and “why” will open doors to gold,
Their stories tell what treasures should be sold.
Take notes to track desires, needs, and dreams,
For little things are bigger than they seem.
Don’t ask for price—let passion steer the buy,
Or else you clip their wings before they fly.
