A lady walked in to inquire if we did ear piercing. I said, “Yes ma’am we do.” She then asked if we only did “humans.” Curious, I said, “Yes, we only do humans but if we did another species, what would it be?” She asked me to step outside with her, which I did, and she pointed to her Rottweiler, which was growling at me. Geez! — Bill W., Hudson, NC
This article originally appeared in the February 2015 edition of INSTORE.