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One Saturday, a lady came in, marched up to my husband and announced loudly: “I need a pair of big, beautiful gonads. The darker the purple the better!” There was a moment of absolute silence in the store … one which lasted until one of my sales staffers remembered this customer had been in earlier … looking at our amethyst geode book-ends. She then rushed over to find them, while the rest of us rushed into the back room before exploding with laughter.
 
DOROTHY V.,
TALLAHASEE, FL

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Newton’s Jewelers in Fort Smith, Ark., was a true institution. But after being at the helm for most of his life, owner (and descendent of the original founder) Kelly Newton decided it was time to retire. He chose Wilkerson to handle the sale. “I’ve known the owners of Wilkerson for a long, long time. I felt at home with them,” he says. The final retirement sale was just a “blast” and the Wilkerson sales team made it so very simple and straightforward, says Newton. Would he recommend Wilkerson to others? Absolutely. “They’ve done incredible work,” says Newton. “They feel like family.”

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True Tales: Get Me Some Gonads!

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One Saturday, a lady came in, marched up to my husband and announced loudly: “I need a pair of big, beautiful gonads. The darker the purple the better!” There was a moment of absolute silence in the store … one which lasted until one of my sales staffers remembered this customer had been in earlier … looking at our amethyst geode book-ends. She then rushed over to find them, while the rest of us rushed into the back room before exploding with laughter.
 
DOROTHY V.,
TALLAHASEE, FL

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Wilkerson: “They Feel Like Family”

Newton’s Jewelers in Fort Smith, Ark., was a true institution. But after being at the helm for most of his life, owner (and descendent of the original founder) Kelly Newton decided it was time to retire. He chose Wilkerson to handle the sale. “I’ve known the owners of Wilkerson for a long, long time. I felt at home with them,” he says. The final retirement sale was just a “blast” and the Wilkerson sales team made it so very simple and straightforward, says Newton. Would he recommend Wilkerson to others? Absolutely. “They’ve done incredible work,” says Newton. “They feel like family.”

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