Categories: In the End

Tale End: Mrs. Malaprop Buys A Watch

Tale End: Trust

 

Published in the February 2012 issue

We had an older woman come in to buy a new wristwatch. She said she wanted one with
numbers on it, so I showed her a full-figure dial wristwatch and I said, “This is a quartz watch.” And
she said without hesitation. “Don’t they come in pints?”

Marc & Connie Wolenhaupt,
Wolenhaupt’s Jewelry, Centralia, IL

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