His ideas aren't getting him far.
Hey, everybody needs to have goals.
His approach sounds truly ... unique.
He looks a little puzzled.
It's a disaster ... because what else would it be?
Sure, Gene makes a donation. But is his heart in the right place?
Can you turn Grandma into a ring?
It's someone Gene really doesn't want to see.
Who's he actually trying to convince — the potential customer, or himself?
An old cupcake becomes a bone of contention.
Science isn't a strong point for this employee.
This tale probably should've gone untold.
This is no ordinary gem.
Gene finds himself knee-deep in jam.
Hiring a relative isn't always a bad idea. But it was this time.
They have plenty of advantages compared to diamonds, he says.
But it's hard not to see the downside.
Something tells us that's not a real Rolex, Gene.
His business habits are catching up with him.
What exactly does he mean by 'custom,' anyway?