True Tales: The Self-Crumbling Necklace

TALK TO THE HAND, LADY! 
 
A lady brought in a herringbone bracelet all mangled up. She told me that she never wears it. It just sits on her dresser. I laid the bracelet down on my desk and stared at it for three long minutes. She exclaimed “Well, what do you think, are you going to fix it for free?” I said, “First of all, nothing in life is free, and second, I’m waiting to watch this thing fold itself back out into new condition, just like it crumbled up on your dresser without any help!”
 
 
COREY E., 
MOLINE, IL