WE ASKED SURVEY respondents to share the most epic ways they’d seen someone quit or be fired. Dealing with employees on their way out can be touchy. Sometimes these unfortunate encounters even culminate in award-winning dramatic performances. Read on for the most memorable ways employees have parted ways with jewelry stores:
Top 10 Countdown
The award for best dramatic performance goes to the employees who:
10. Screamed at the top of their lungs, “I QUIT”
9. Showed up in pajamas, had a breakdown, then quit and walked out.
8. Threw rings at the boss while asking for a raise, then quit.
7. Threw a crystal piece through a showcase shelf.
6. Hit the jeweler in the head with a bag of bananas.
5. Threw his key at me.
4. Came in wielding a pipe wrench screaming that we were liars.
3. Ran out of the shop, arms raised in the air, saying “he’s trying to kill me.”
2. Got drunk at a charity event we were sponsoring, hit on one of the ladies and pulled her skirt up. Police were called.
And the No. 1 best dramatic performance goes to:
1. The employee who hired a marching band to quit.
The 2019 Big Survey was conducted in September and October and attracted responses from more than 800 North American jewelers. Look out for all the results in the November issue of INSTORE.
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