Two tales of free food gone wrong.
It was good news for his wife of 61 years.
The owner didn’t want payment, but got a sweet surprise anyway.
The custom job involved two wedding bands, a bullet casing … and a suicide.
Plus another customer who had a funny sign-off.
One tried to lick her finger to take off her ring, with even more gross results than usual.
This husband had no choice but to buy jewelry.
He really made himself at home.
Yes, we call it high season in America, but that’s not what we mean.
But it wasn't a type of product they wanted to carry ... for good reason.
This client wanted three engagement rings. The jeweler ordered champagne.
The trend didn't last long, but the customer relationship did.
'We made a life-sized replica of a guy’s ...'
'We draw the line at human flesh.'
'You’re worth it' is a nice sentiment ... but on a $79 ring?
'This ring is obviously bad luck and defective.'
This beautiful diamond ring went places no ring should go.
Once you start accepting really odd jobs, there's no knowing where it will end.
These were the customers that you hope get in and out before another client comes in.
The pearls have to stay in the case, kid.