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Every December 26th, approximately 15% of men sleep on the couch because they did not buy their wives jewelry.

Danger! On average, 87 diamond wholesalers pop themselves in the eye with a diamond flying from a tweezers.

Bench jewelers average 8 minutes a day looking for their magnifier visor, rarely remembering it’s on their head.

Jewelers feel they waste an estimated 60 hours a week attempting to pry water-proof backs off watches just to change a $2 battery. 

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Jewelers lose an average of 12 minutes per week fishing in the ultra sonic cleaner for lost jewelry.

Every jeweler has witnessed at least one man faint, throw up, or run out of the store at the sight of an engagement ring.

Once a day, at least one skeptic tests the hardness of a diamond by slamming it in a drawer or running over the gem with their car.

Hasn’t at least one jeweler thought, “this marriage is doomed” as they rang up the couple’s engagement rings?

Every 6 minutes a new bride shows off her engagement ring excitedly to her single girl friend who secretly thinks, “Mine is going to be SO much bigger!”

Tragically, 1 out of every 25 ear piercings done by jewelers is too low, resulting in forever saggy ear lobes.

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Every 15 minutes a jeweler reflects, “Wait a minute! I am selling a shiny rock for $5000”!

Aleah at Olympian Diamonds
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Wilkerson Testimonials

If It’s Time to Consolidate, It’s Time to Call Wilkerson

When Tom Moses decided to close one of the two Moses Jewelers stores in western Pennsylvania, it was time to call in the experts. After reviewing two candidates, Moses, a co-owner of the 72 year-old business, decided to go with Wilkerson. The sale went better than expected. Concerned about running it during the pandemic, Moses says it might have helped the sale. “People wanted to get out, so there was pent-up demand,” he says. “Folks were not traveling so there was disposable income, and we don’t recall a single client commenting to us, feeling uncomfortable. It was busy in here!” And perhaps most importantly, Wilkerson was easy to deal with, he says, and Susan, their personal Wilkerson consultant, was knowledgeable, organized and “really good.” Now, the company can focus on their remaining location — without the hassle of carrying over merchandise that either wouldn’t fit or hadn’t sold. “The decision to hire Wilkerson was a good one,” says Moses.

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Funny Diamond Statistics

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Every December 26th, approximately 15% of men sleep on the couch because they did not buy their wives jewelry.

Danger! On average, 87 diamond wholesalers pop themselves in the eye with a diamond flying from a tweezers.

Bench jewelers average 8 minutes a day looking for their magnifier visor, rarely remembering it’s on their head.

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Jewelers feel they waste an estimated 60 hours a week attempting to pry water-proof backs off watches just to change a $2 battery. 

Jewelers lose an average of 12 minutes per week fishing in the ultra sonic cleaner for lost jewelry.

Every jeweler has witnessed at least one man faint, throw up, or run out of the store at the sight of an engagement ring.

Once a day, at least one skeptic tests the hardness of a diamond by slamming it in a drawer or running over the gem with their car.

Hasn’t at least one jeweler thought, “this marriage is doomed” as they rang up the couple’s engagement rings?

Every 6 minutes a new bride shows off her engagement ring excitedly to her single girl friend who secretly thinks, “Mine is going to be SO much bigger!”

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Tragically, 1 out of every 25 ear piercings done by jewelers is too low, resulting in forever saggy ear lobes.

Every 15 minutes a jeweler reflects, “Wait a minute! I am selling a shiny rock for $5000”!

Aleah at Olympian Diamonds
Email me! [email protected]

 

 

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SPONSORED VIDEO

Wilkerson Testimonials

If It’s Time to Consolidate, It’s Time to Call Wilkerson

When Tom Moses decided to close one of the two Moses Jewelers stores in western Pennsylvania, it was time to call in the experts. After reviewing two candidates, Moses, a co-owner of the 72 year-old business, decided to go with Wilkerson. The sale went better than expected. Concerned about running it during the pandemic, Moses says it might have helped the sale. “People wanted to get out, so there was pent-up demand,” he says. “Folks were not traveling so there was disposable income, and we don’t recall a single client commenting to us, feeling uncomfortable. It was busy in here!” And perhaps most importantly, Wilkerson was easy to deal with, he says, and Susan, their personal Wilkerson consultant, was knowledgeable, organized and “really good.” Now, the company can focus on their remaining location — without the hassle of carrying over merchandise that either wouldn’t fit or hadn’t sold. “The decision to hire Wilkerson was a good one,” says Moses.

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