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Every December 26th, approximately 15% of men sleep on the couch because they did not buy their wives jewelry.

Danger! On average, 87 diamond wholesalers pop themselves in the eye with a diamond flying from a tweezers.

Bench jewelers average 8 minutes a day looking for their magnifier visor, rarely remembering it’s on their head.

Jewelers feel they waste an estimated 60 hours a week attempting to pry water-proof backs off watches just to change a $2 battery. 

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Jewelers lose an average of 12 minutes per week fishing in the ultra sonic cleaner for lost jewelry.

Every jeweler has witnessed at least one man faint, throw up, or run out of the store at the sight of an engagement ring.

Once a day, at least one skeptic tests the hardness of a diamond by slamming it in a drawer or running over the gem with their car.

Hasn’t at least one jeweler thought, “this marriage is doomed” as they rang up the couple’s engagement rings?

Every 6 minutes a new bride shows off her engagement ring excitedly to her single girl friend who secretly thinks, “Mine is going to be SO much bigger!”

Tragically, 1 out of every 25 ear piercings done by jewelers is too low, resulting in forever saggy ear lobes.

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Every 15 minutes a jeweler reflects, “Wait a minute! I am selling a shiny rock for $5000”!

Aleah at Olympian Diamonds
Email me! ALeah@OlympianDiamonds.com

 

 

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She Wanted to Spend More Time with Her Kids. She Called Wilkerson.

Your children are precious. More precious than gold? Absolutely! Just ask Lesley Ann Davis, owner of Lesley Ann Jewels, an independent jewelry store that — until the end of 2023 — had quite a following in Houston, Texas. To spend more time with her four sons, all in high school, she decided to close her store. Luckily, she was familiar with Wilkerson and called them as soon as she knew she wanted to move on to bigger, better and more family-focused things. Was she happy with her decision? Yes, she was. Says Davis, “Any owner looking to make that life change, looking to retire, looking to close, looking for a pause in their career, I would recommend Wilkerson. Hands down!”

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Funny Diamond Statistics

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Every December 26th, approximately 15% of men sleep on the couch because they did not buy their wives jewelry.

Danger! On average, 87 diamond wholesalers pop themselves in the eye with a diamond flying from a tweezers.

Bench jewelers average 8 minutes a day looking for their magnifier visor, rarely remembering it’s on their head.

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Jewelers feel they waste an estimated 60 hours a week attempting to pry water-proof backs off watches just to change a $2 battery. 

Jewelers lose an average of 12 minutes per week fishing in the ultra sonic cleaner for lost jewelry.

Every jeweler has witnessed at least one man faint, throw up, or run out of the store at the sight of an engagement ring.

Once a day, at least one skeptic tests the hardness of a diamond by slamming it in a drawer or running over the gem with their car.

Hasn’t at least one jeweler thought, “this marriage is doomed” as they rang up the couple’s engagement rings?

Every 6 minutes a new bride shows off her engagement ring excitedly to her single girl friend who secretly thinks, “Mine is going to be SO much bigger!”

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Tragically, 1 out of every 25 ear piercings done by jewelers is too low, resulting in forever saggy ear lobes.

Every 15 minutes a jeweler reflects, “Wait a minute! I am selling a shiny rock for $5000”!

Aleah at Olympian Diamonds
Email me! ALeah@OlympianDiamonds.com

 

 

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SPONSORED VIDEO

She Wanted to Spend More Time with Her Kids. She Called Wilkerson.

Your children are precious. More precious than gold? Absolutely! Just ask Lesley Ann Davis, owner of Lesley Ann Jewels, an independent jewelry store that — until the end of 2023 — had quite a following in Houston, Texas. To spend more time with her four sons, all in high school, she decided to close her store. Luckily, she was familiar with Wilkerson and called them as soon as she knew she wanted to move on to bigger, better and more family-focused things. Was she happy with her decision? Yes, she was. Says Davis, “Any owner looking to make that life change, looking to retire, looking to close, looking for a pause in their career, I would recommend Wilkerson. Hands down!”

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